| Go directly to Guantanamo! It's Patriot Act board
game
By WAYNE PARRY
Associated Press Writer
March 18, 2006, 12:07 PM EST
HAMILTON, N.J. -- In this send-up of the famous
"Monopoly" board game, players don't go directly to jail;
they go to Guantanamo Bay.
They don't lose cash by landing on certain squares;
instead they lose civil liberties. A scowling former
Attorney General John Ashcroft dominates the center of the
board, replacing the "Mr. Monopoly" character.
Chance cards read like this: "Held For Extended
Questioning! Either lose one civil liberty, or decide which
player you turn in to authorities (they lose two civil
liberties.)"
Designed by a New Jersey graphic artist and Arab civil
rights advocate, "Patriot Act: The Home Version" pokes fun
at "the historic abuse of governmental powers" by the
recently renewed anti-terrorism law.
While the game may be fun, its creator, Michael Kabbash
of Green Brook, is serious about how he feels the law has
curtailed Americans' freedom. The object of the game is not
to amass the most money or real estate, but to be the last
player to retain civil liberties.
"I've had people complain to me that when they play,
nobody wins. They say, `We're all in Guantanamo and nobody
has any civil liberties left,' " he said. "I'm like, `Yeah,
that's the point.' "
The Patriot Act was passed by Congress in the weeks after
the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks, giving law enforcement a
vast array of investigative and prosecutorial powers it
previously had not enjoyed. Critics say it unacceptably
impinged on civil liberties, granting investigators the
right to examine people's library and medical records, among
other things.
But the government defends the law as a vital tool that
has helped prevent another terror attack. When the bill was
renewed earlier this month, Attorney General Alberto
Gonzalez said, "The 89-to-10 bipartisan vote illustrates an
understanding that the Patriot Act has kept us safer while
protecting the civil liberties we cherish."
U.S. Justice Department public affairs did not
immediately return Associated Press calls for comment
Saturday on Kabbash's game.
Kabbash decided to keep Ashcroft, who stepped down in
January 2005, as the visual focus of the game because "he
really is the icon that people associate with the Patriot
Act."
In a nod to President Bush's prewar comments, the "Go"
space in this game is renamed "Bring It On!" Players roll
the dice to determine how many civil liberties they start
out with, accumulating them from a variety of categories.
U.S. citizens get 5; non-citizens get 1. Whites and Asians
get 5; Arabs get 1. Christians get 5 or 6 and Jews get 4;
Muslims get 2 or 3. Ultra right-wingers get 6; Democrats get
3 or 4.
Instead of landing on, say Oriental Avenue, a player
lands on a color-coded space corresponding to the national
terror alert. If he lands on a red space, he loses one civil
liberty, as does anyone else within 5 spaces of him. If he
lands on an orange space, he selects another player to lose
one civil liberty.
The jail has been replaced by Guantanamo Bay _ an
automatic loss of three civil liberties. You can only get
out by rolling a 1. Any player who lands on the Guantanamo
space due to a roll of the dice is considered a visitor, but
must not speak to or even acknowledge any other player being
held in detention, or else they have to move backward to the
nearest FBI office.
Chance cards have now become "Homeland Security Cards."
They include "FBI wants you for questioning; Lose one turn,"
"You provide the local authorities with speculative
information on your next door neighbor; Collect one civil
liberty from each player," and "The ACLU takes your case;
Gain back one civil liberty!"
Kabbash is distributing the game free over the Internet,
with the game board and playing cards all printable. So far,
more than 2,000 copies of the game have been downloaded
since it debuted in 2004.
Aside from possible copyright problems with the company
that owns the rights to Monopoly, Kabbash didn't want to
sell copies of his parody because he wanted it to be as
widely available as possible. Plus, he said, people might
suspect his motives if he were profiting from it.
He had seven physical copies of the game produced, which
cost about $135 each with the die-cast metal playing pieces
such as a jetliner, a dollar sign and an oversized cowboy
hat.
"I wanted it to be not only a parody but a teaching
tool," said Kabbash, 38, who teaches graphics at The College
of New Jersey. "This is my way of putting my political ideas
forward, hoping people will wake up. There's a lot of
apathy, and we have to realize that we're in a democracy,
that we're all allowed to say something."
Kabbash is a Christian whose grandparents came to the
U.S. from Syria. He was born and raised in Clifton, His
wife, Maha, is an attorney and activist with the American
Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee.
He has also produced parodies of popular cereal boxes,
including "Conservative Crunch," a takeoff on Cap'n Crunch
with President Bush in the captain's trademark blue suit and
hat, holding the White House, the Capitol and the Supreme
Court buildings in the palm of his hand. "Now controlling
ALL 3 BRANCHES of government!" the box boasts, along with
nutritional information listing "51 percent mandate."
Kabbash says his next project will probably have
something to do with the National Security Agency's domestic
eavesdropping program. Kabbash is reasonably certain
"there's a file on me somewhere," and notes that some of the
Internet ISP addresses that have logged on to his site have
been registered to government and military users.
When asked if the FBI keeps a file on Kabbash, a bureau
spokesman declined comment. |